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Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/24/2014 at 23:46 • Filed to: None

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More hot hatches!

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'Murica needs more hot hatches.

Like seriously.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/24/2014 at 23:48

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This one is the most frustrating.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > ly2v8-Brian
08/24/2014 at 23:48

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Because we were so close and then the company that was gonna get it was killed?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/24/2014 at 23:49

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No GM hot hatches?...

Oh. That's right. Nevermind.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PS9
08/24/2014 at 23:49

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Ze two Opel OPCs.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/24/2014 at 23:51

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Yes, and because it is the best looking hot hatch. AND because they haven't made a Cruze SS.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > ly2v8-Brian
08/24/2014 at 23:52

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It is really fucking attractive.

They just need to shove the 2.0T in the Cruze and we're all good.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:03

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...don't count because 'murica is the only country that exists on earth and we didn't get them.


Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:15

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Seems that you like understeer. You missed the only two recent hot hatches with a real drive train.

WRX STi

M135i

Golf R is based on FWD.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? >  V8 Rustler
08/25/2014 at 00:21

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So what you're saying is FWD isn't a real drivetrain and 95% of hot hatches are built wrong.

Okay.


Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:23

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? >  V8 Rustler
08/25/2014 at 00:29

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How stereotypical car enthusiast of you.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:33

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You forgot the most boring one!!!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 00:37

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MiTo?

I have no fucking clue what that is.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:41

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Alfa Romeo Giulietta Quadrifoglio Verde. Basically Alfa's Golf GTI. Not the best hot hatch you can buy, but quite possibly the most boring prettiest.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/25/2014 at 00:43

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I don't even know if I'd give it prettiest.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 00:46

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It's close enough. I mean, there's the VW Scirocco R, whatever that Vauxhall is, and this.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 01:06

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you missed the deceased MS3, and the last gen STi hatch.
Also, there's still hope for you! a VAG product was first before a GM product!

Also, do yourself a favor and google Seat Ibiza Cupra/Seat Leon Cupra/VW Polo GTI. You will not be dissapointed


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake >  V8 Rustler
08/25/2014 at 15:53

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-gives shit for FWD understeer

-posts WRX


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jayhawk Jake
08/25/2014 at 15:56

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I was gonna say something about that...


Kinja'd!!! Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 16:02

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I will never stop fanboying over VXR/OPC editions. (Dat understeer tho)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like
08/25/2014 at 16:03

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I love that.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 16:08

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I'm pretty sure the same thing happened when they tested the Astra... and the Corsa... and the Corsa Nurburgring... but WHATEVER, get them in a straight line and they dominate


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like
08/25/2014 at 16:09

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I think the "new" Astra OPC has a fancy LSD to aid that.

The Insignia does too I think.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 16:10

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Yeah, thankfully they revised them following the facelift. I think the Corsa is still a bit of a rabid puppy but oh well, it's fun! That Vectra VXR is like 'lol nope, seeya'


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 16:36

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The whole 'FWD is Wrong Wheel Drive' trope is so old it's starting to turn to dust


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > PS9
08/25/2014 at 16:38

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Happy now?

Admittedly stock power is low, but a $200 tune fixes that. Handling is there.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jayhawk Jake
08/25/2014 at 16:43

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Especially when SO MANY cars are FWD.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/25/2014 at 16:46

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Quantity =/= quality.

That being said, there are a crapton of great FWD cars available now.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Jayhawk Jake
08/25/2014 at 18:03

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Close, but not quite hot enough. Needs a 200+ HP SS version.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > PS9
08/25/2014 at 18:05

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Would be nice. Should be getting a refresh soon, who knows what's in store